My New Friend 7-23-07 This motherfucker is going to fuck up your day, err your blog. Go visit my new friend Jon Adams . Also, could someone tell me what in fuck Escaping London is up to? It's getting to be that any idiot can pick up a guitar call their drooling TBI patient friend to bang on a drum set and label themselves a band. These motherfuckers are on par with a waking coma patient. Congratulations "Escaping London" your band is a bonafide shit ass band, tell them Spazz says so.

No I am NOT dead! 7-18-07 So what if I decided to take some time off from my ramblings on this webpage? I have returned, so sorry all you shitty bands I assure you, I will be around to humiliate you all. Just to show you I haven't lost my touch, I present my latest shit ass band. Congratulations to "Break the Balance" for being the first load of diarrhea to expel from the ass of the Mighty God of Retarded Metal. Do me and the rest of the world a favor, stay in the basement where you can continue to impress your 13 year old girlfriends and your drunken mothers. There is no need for you to gang rape my ears with your limp attempt to mimic Killswitch Engage.

In other news, I am working with a band called Once Beloved, please check them out at their MySpace page which can be found by heading over to http://www.myspace.com/oncebeloved . These guys are going to teach the rest of you metal degenerates a lesson. After the addition of their new singer, Lee Liddle from "Screams of Erida" the band has been hard at work writing and recording new songs. Keep an eye out for new music and a show or two near you! I am pleased to say Once Beloved joins the ranks of the officially endorsed bands of FUCK YOUR BAND DOT COM. Keep your e-mail coming, oh and too that one chick who sent me the naked pictures, how did you fit that entire bottle in there?